did you know that today, september 19, is national talk like a pirate day? how awesome is that?!?
now, i don’t talk like a pirate very often, but today, i will use the word “booty” more than necessary. and i’ll also go by the alti-name, “peg”.
so, today, i am still relaxed (9 hours of sleep last night. that’s what i’m talking about). and i’m anxious. super, super, mighty anxious to get things on-line and start selling bags. we keep spending money and more money and more money and do you know how much money we’ve made so far? 0.00 dollars. that’s right: none point none.
i’m starting to wonder if the website will ever be live. arrrrrgh.
the bags with the”new” designs on them (aka: signs turned on the point…you know, like real street signs) are being printed as i write and we should have them in the next week or so. then, i’ve got to get them re-shot for the website, which is easy and fun, actually. especially, now that it isn’t 110 here anymore. or at least today. at this moment. right meow.
so now, since the bags and the website are out of my control for the time being, i’m focusing on the durtbagz promotional video(s). yes, we are producing a video to shuffle around the information super highway, mateys. we are actually working on two videos. yes, durtbagz can be overachievers. stop laughing.
the first video requires some strategery and planning so it will be a bit more difficult to produce. the other…not so hard (belch).
you’ll have to wait and see the final booty, which will be on youtube, myspace, facebook, and just floating around the world wide web. hopefully, we’ll be able to shoot them in the next two weeks. that would make me happy. (insert “happy jig” on peg leg here.)
the other thing i’m working on is getting rid of all of the shirts i have with the “old” signs on them. the dumb square signs.
i have a friend who’s a nurse at a cancer ward, here at a local hospital and we were talking about giving shirts to her patients, with the intent of making them laugh a little. however, we’ll still have some left over after that. any suggestions from the peanut gallery on what i can do with the shirts? i’m serious. these things need to walk the plank.
that’s it for this wednesday, scallywags. talk like a pirate today, show your “pirattude” especially if you find yourself getting frustrated or upset. you can’t hep but laugh at how ridiculous you sound. booty.
your durtbag, peggy.

You could donate them to 3rd world countries like they do with leftover concert and Super Bowl shirts and then have a “Spot the Durtbag Abroad” contest.
Like my friend that found the G-Unit shirt in a village in Samoa, you know that fifty…always representing…
Oh, and this:
You could give them to Esperanca for a tax donation and I could pass them out to kids at our community center.
Or, you could hand them out at the next home game at ASU and we could pin little cards with your durtbagz website addy on them.
I like Adam’s idea for spreading around the extra booty! Kelli’s idea of the home game is a good one too.
Depends on how you like to spread your treasure around (but I love that they already went to a great cause).
Can’t wait to see the site, and especially the video!!
Aye, my wife’s company is goin’ t’ be great Gar, Where can I find a bottle o’rum?
Arrr, me need t’ get home from mormon country
Aye, me parrot concurs.
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Wow! I can’t wait to see the bags! This is my new quote of the day “yes, durtbagz can be overachievers” That is awesome.