if you are reading this, you are already aware of this fact.
what i want to know is, why do people like this guy? better-question: WHO are the people who like this guy? that’s where the true douchiness lies.
TOP 10 THINGS THAT MAKE A CLAY AIKEN FAN.
10. clay aiken fans or “claymates”, as they call themselves, like to listen to the worst music ever created. on the planet. in the history of music. and humans. and air. if you listen to clay aiken, you officially have the worst taste in music. ever.
9. clay aiken fans, or “claymaniacs”, as they call themselves, like clay aiken because they like guys that look like girls but do not admit they are gay. clay aiken is the second gayest “straight” person i’ve ever seen. first being star renyolds’ ex- big gay al.
8. clay aiken fans or “gay men across america”, as they call themselves, like clay aiken because they like guys that sleep with other guys.
7. clay aiken fans or “overweight, unattractive shy high school girls”, as they call themselves, like clay aiken because they like mama’s boys. this is obvious from clay aiken’s myspace page, which offered a “mother’s day card” with a special message and performance from clay. this blog post had 75 comments on it, including one from an “auntie cookie” who i think i saw on the polygamy footage last week.
6. clay aiken fans, or “deaf people”, as they like to call themselves, like clay aiken because they can’t actually hear his voice.
5. clay aiken fans, or “nerds” as they like to call themselves, like clay aiken because he is their hero. don’t you remember this?
4. clay aiken fans, or “fat, old, single ladies”, as they like to call themselves, like clay aiken because he has become a fat, old single lady.
3. clay aiken fans, or “junior high girls from the south”, as they like to call themselves, like clay aiken because he used to be a junior high girl from the south.
2. clay aiken fans, or “gym owners”, as they like to call themselves, like clay aiken because he proves them right.
and the number one reason that clay aiken fans, or “parents of gay children everywhere”, as they like to be called, like clay aiken because it gives them false hope.
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I hope aren’t too scarred from having to do clayresearch. His MySpace page should have one of those warnings on it (like if you were about to accidentally surf onto a page o’ porn) before you see anything.
Just think – America’s top TV show came down to a large black man and a frail, feminine birl (that’d be part boy. part girl. Or Goy. You decide). America has come so far.
When will a picture of your license place grace the blog? Maybe once we get a camera that works again you can write a blog about the top 10 worst vanity plates on AZ streets. DURTBGZ is a good one.
BTW, if anyone would give us a camera for a red paperclip we’re so in…