that is the latest pathetic attempt of the hogan’s to be famous. since it’s obvious that hulk hogan can’t quite claim to know best anymore, they’re pushing that responsibility onto their non-incarcerated child, brooke.
brilliant.
you know, i’ve watched ‘hogan knows best’ and i think it’s safe to say that there isn’t a hogan alive that knows best. hulk is a complete weirdo; that hair is enough to warrant free candy after knocking on a neighbor’s door. and anyone who’s got that much return on the investment of buying a tanning bed is just gross.
then, there’s the wife, what’s-her-face. apparently they go to the same hair person. and i’m not sure what she really added to the family except idiot genes. she didn’t know anything about anything and i’m not really even sure she’s a human under all that make-up.
then there’s nick. i don’t even know what to say about this loser. am i the only one that thinks his head looks like a tennis ball? it’s definitely filled with pressurized air. i love how he calls himself a celebrity. he’s like the male version of paris hilton. i wonder if she gave him tips on how to try and wiggle out of a prison sentence? sure does seem like it. she definitely taught him how to cry. anyone who saw even 5 minutes of the show could have seen this situation coming 10 miles away.
and last and least, there’s brooke-y. the “star” of the fam. she says she’s a singer, spelled “s-t-r-i-p-p-e-r”. did you catch the thigh-less jeans she whore wore at one of her shows? you’d think with all that money, she could afford a mirror. and now, you want us to believe that she knows best? let’s run down the list:
hulk-wrecked his marriage by sleeping with one of brooke’s friends. failure.
wifey-returned the favor by dating a 19 year old. score.
nick-in jail for almost killing his best friend after drinking and racing his car. failure.
brooke-the lone wolf. no boyfriend, no job, no clue.
i don’t know. i think the wife has earned the right for her own show. how would you feel about “cougar knows best”. i’d watch it. well, i wouldn’t, but i’m sure most of scottsdale would.
The wife is currently dating a 19-year old boy…that was confirmed by The hulkster himself on Larry King the other night.
The friend is in a coma that he will most likely never, ever wake up from. Nick didn’t almost kill his friend, he totally and completely killed his friend. He deserves every second of pound-me-in-the pooper prison he can get.
Hulk said “God is putting them through this to make them better people.” Oh yeah? Because most people who will never come out of their comas always end up being awesome members of society…
are you all yalous
WTF people. it’s JEALOUS, toon, JEALOUS.
why, are you all stupit?
why so stressed..
do you know them? are they your friends?
no.. so dont judge so fast..
and dont be jelouse;)
stephanie, it’s super easy to judge people you don’t know personally. like, that this example: i would judge from your comment that you aren’t the sharpest pencil in the box because “jelouse” isn’t a word. but if it was, I would be totally “jelouse” of brooke hogan and her man face. “jelouse, jelouse, jelouse” for sure.
Jealous, yes I am…of those jeans!!
I am just wondering where I can get some of those sassy jeans. Can you say fashion forward design? Who needs ass-less chaps when Brooke Hogan’s talent for style.
Oops, meant to say: Who needs ass-less chaps with Brooke Hogan’s talent for style.
Let’s face it people, this Hogan family/entity/monster is a disgusting, Ed hardy wearing, white trash, overly tanned group of losers. They should either allow one of their tribe to become addicted to crack, and then go the Lohan-Ranger route, or perhaps invest wisely, get some education and think about the future. However, it seems unlikely that Hulkster can rid himself of the red and yellow obsession. Perhaps this drives his decision making. Nothing like a yellow GMC or red and yellow bandana and matching yellow Hummer. Brooke looks like a SHE MALE and Hulk may end up with steriod related liver failure. Have you all seen Stack$, Brooke’s boyfriend? He’s a human version of a piece of toilet paper with shit on it. Ultimately I think they should develop and promote Fanny packs and give them away- in red and yellow of course.
A-ron, you nailed it. Have you seen the cover of her latest album? (First off, why the hell did someone allow her to make one album, let alone multiple?!?!) HORRENDOUS. I thought it was a joke, I mean it is a joke on her, but I thought it was really a joke. I don’t know why anyone would ever think that a professional wrestler would know best about anything. Ever. Except fake beating people up, and raising two kids that had no chance of ever being decent, productive human beings.