I have to say, I’m impressed with not just the amount of suggestions for this sign, but also for the quality of the suggestions. Well done, people.
I figured, since you had done your job and thrown out more than a few suggestions, I should at least throw you a bone and tell you which ones are in the running to be voted. What is that, you say? I’m having you vote again? Heck yes.
Here’s the deal, people. I make funny bags and novelty shirts at Durtbagz.com, FOR YOU. How can I know what to make, if you don’t tell me? You tell me what you like, I make it, you get it. It’s a win-win-win-win. Win.
These suggestions were given to me either on the last blog post or via Twitter, (@durtbagz if you want to follow me). I have compiled them, and picked my top choices.
So, here are the suggestions that I like, that you get to vote on for finishing this street sign:
1. Running With Scissors (will put scissors in each of their hands. scissors will be exaggerrated so they are obvious)
2. Giant Vegetable (huge piece of broccoli, celery or peapod will be chasing people)
3. Giant Lobster (same as above, except lobster)
4. Pac Man (same as above, except Pac Man. maybe a ms. pac man…)
5. Giant Cow (same as above, except a cow. big, big cow)
6. Huge Walking Bar of Soap (so weird, it’s awesome)
7. Giant Wiener Dog (although, I don’t know if the sign is long enough…)
Okay people, once again, it is your duty as Durtbagz to choose your fate and finish this weird street sign.
I think little wiener dog chasing people would be better. Think of the huge underground wiener dog community we’ve uncovered since Pi came about…. they’d love it! We could sell ‘em at those wiener dog social events.
Small things chasing people is funnier.
About the wiener dog,
I envisioned the giant Mother-dog dispensing several mini ones as not only a different visual picture you’ve haven’t seen but also as a means of answering the underlying question so many millions of people are asking themselves, where do all these wiener dogs come from? : )
As for the finish the sign project,
Since you haven’t been convinced you’ve got the “durtbag” take on this particular sign, I sat back and tried again.
Maybe these will start something or connect or ….
“Upgrade your kid” outlet store up ahead
“Dumb kid” exchange store just ahead
Safe playing on the freeway workshop just ahead
24-hr “kids same as cash” sale just ahead
Just a couple of thoughts.
WhatayathinK?