Where is Wilmer, Alabama?

Some dude there is about to be the most popular guy in town. He just ordered a Durtbagz Triathlon shirt. He’ll probably get mobbed at the town diner tomorrow morning. Let him eat his eggs in peace, people.
So, as you have probably noticed, I’ve been rather MIA lately. There’s a reason for that.
Since starting Durtbagz.com, [...]

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If you like weird street signs, you’ll like these

Hi gang. I’ve been completely MIA lately due to the fact that I have another job, and it rules.
However, not to completely bail on you, I’ve found some clips you need to see.

I know they have nothing to do [...]

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More Entertaining than a Fat Kevin Fedderline

That’s right. Did you really think the Head Bag Lady couldn’t top a fat Kevin Fedderline? Have some faith, people. I created the market for weird street signs on bags and funny novelty shirts. Do not under estimate me.
This happened to me a couple of days ago. I saw it first hand so there is [...]

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Durtbagz Wal-Mart Adventure

So, have I ever mentioned that writing a blog is sometimes a total pain in the ass? It is.
Especially when I have nothing clever or snarky to say. And then I went to Wal-Mart.

First let me start by saying that if you are new to Durtbagz and have no idea what they are, we are [...]

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Just some Durtbagz Advice

So, we’ve been out of town the last two weekends. Both places were full of exceptional people watching. Since I was saturated for two consecutive trips, I have a few tips to keep you looking Durtbagz-ish and not stupid-ish.
1. Men need sleeves. There’s just no way around it. Keep your sleeves, guys. Because without them, [...]

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Ironman: True Durtbagz

Next weekend, one of our Durtbagz is competing in what is not his first Ironman competition, up in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho. You da ho. I’m sorry, there’s no way I can say Idaho and not say that.
Not only is he doing a freaking Ironman, he’s also raising a butt load of money for my friend’s [...]

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Katie’s Durtbag Swing

So, you’ve got a little kid birthday coming up, and you have no idea what to get the kid for a gift. I have an idea:

This is Katie and she’s swinging in a Durtbag. This was one of about 12 rides she got. We finally had to stop, because no one’s [...]

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The Weird Street Sign Remains Incomplete

I’m not convinced.
I’m not convinced we’ve discovered the piece we need to complete and compliment this weird street sign.
See, this street sign is hilarious on it’s own, and whatever we add to it, has to enhance it. (Am I the only one that thinks of a girl with a boob job every time I hear [...]

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Dose of Reality

Hi Durtbagz.
After experiencing a big dose of reality this past weekend, I want to talk about how important it is to not take yourself, or others, too seriously. After all, that’s really what weird street signs and Durtbagz.com is all about.
This past weekend, I was in Chicago for an “American Cancer Society” walk, in honor [...]

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Finishing That Weird Street Sign

I have to say, I’m impressed with not just the amount of suggestions for this sign, but also for the quality of the suggestions. Well done, people.
I figured, since you had done your job and thrown out more than a few suggestions, I should at least throw you a bone and tell you which ones [...]

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