seriously, it’s friday again? amazing. how does this happen?
okay, it’s hot and a bit muggy since the monsoons are said to be on their way so i’ll keep it short and sweet.
i have a girlfriend who is extremely klutzy. so klutzy that i get disappointed when i’m around and she doesn’t fall or at least trip. one night in college, there were about six of us over at her house for dinner. one of our friends we’d nicknamed ‘t-dogg’ and i have no idea why because she is about 5’2″ and her real name is tanya (talk to tanya), was the last one left sitting at the table, finishing her dinner. the rest of us had all finished and left the table to clean up.
one important detail: next to the dining room table was the sliding glass door. the curtains for the door were the kind that were made up of individual slats of plastic that hung down and connected with a tiny chain or something at the bottom.
so, as i was saying, t-dogg is the last one sitting at the table when klutz decides to go over and make fun of her. she starts skipping around the table, chanting, ‘t-dogg’s a pi-ig! t-dogg’s a pi-ig!’ and on the turn by the sliding glass door, karma took over. as she skips by the plastic-slat curtains, her foot gets caught in the tiny chain at the bottom. about half-way through the fourth ‘t-dogg’s a p..’ she gets yanked down to the ground and takes one of the dining room chairs with her, which i believe ends up on top of her.
the room became silent after this. everyone was laughing so hard, no sound was coming out. just tears.