apparently shaq has had enough of husband duty as he filed for divorce from his wife, shaunie, in miami on tuesday night.
four kids and five years later and it’s over. there wasn’t any reason given, although there was a request for her to submit some kind of information on all of their money. whoops a daisy.
shaq can now take one item of his resume, which i think looks something like this: NBA All Star, rapper, actor, video game star, fund-raiser, baby-daddy, and sheriff.
remember back when he was in college and he was just known for being a big human?
i remember a girlfriend of mine wearing one of his shirts home from sleeping over at her boyfriend’s place. for those of you who are slower, you’ll get that in about 3-4 minutes.
then i started thinking about when i was in college and what what the trends were back then. (drinking. drinking. theme parties. t-shirts from the theme parties. second-hand cord pants. hiking boots. drinking. sweet.) i also started thinking about how those trends caught on since college kids are my biggest target audience. hello word of mouth.
Animal House Zit Joke [John Belushi]
i did not read the paper or watch the news when i was in college. i got the weather from girls who had classes earlier than i did that day. so advertising seems like a waste of a good chunk of money on college campuses. unless i can get an airplane to fly around memorial stadium in lawrence with my company name on it….hmmm.
so how do i get durtbagz in front of these kids? how do i spread a few out around campus so that their friends and others will see them on campus and want one too?
i have started brainstorming about this and pretty much now it is all consuming. we’ve set our number of bags sold in our first year pretty high so i’ve got to get in front of a few hundred thousand college students. (how can i get on ESPN during a KU game…again?!?!)
one route i’m looking into is using my sorority. finally. my father paid them enough money to give me friends, i think it’s about time i got something back from them. i’ve got some friends who are ‘advisors’ to my chapter back at KU (“yeah, i advise you girls not to drink so much and maybe hit the gym”) so i’m going to see about pushing some bags onto those girls and then see if i can’t bribe the social chairs at other big schools to haul them around too. kappa kappa gamma, i’m so happy that i am a…(belch).
also, my buddy adam has come up with a genius plan that i want to do, oh, tomorrow, i love it so much.
a mullet contest.
if you come get your hair cut in a mullet, we’ll give you a free bag. i want to try it out at ASU. i have a feeling that durtbagz can single-handedly bring the mullet into prime time with this event. it would make me happy to see mullets as far as the eye can see in tempe.
there are more, but these are a few of the ideas we’ve got to get durtbagz in front of roughly half a million college students.
any ideas? i’m all ears.