that’s right. naked pictures on the internet of the ‘wholesome’ high school star who’s reputation has been so squeaky clean, kirk cameron was jealous.
and, the best part is that the pictures have been confirmed to be her. not her head on another 18 yr old’s naked body.
and they were definitely shot on purpose. i saw one on perezhilton (the censored version; uh, i know what naked girls look like) and here’s how i think the photo session went:
“are you bored?”
“i know what we could do.”
“take naked pictures of you for your gay boyfriend. maybe that will switch him back.”
“yeah!! i’ve been wondering how i could fix that! how should i pose?”
“just take off your clothes and face me.”
“cool. hey don’t put these on the internets or anything, okay? high school kids and their parents still think i’m a virgin.”
“ah hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahhahaha. wow, my sides hurt. i have to catch my breath. whew.”
“hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. i just can’t stop. i’m crying.”
i’m pretty sure from start to finish, the whole thing took about 3.5 minutes. which is odd because it’s about the same amount of time that it took the rest of the country to realize that her boyfriend zac was gay. weird.
and really, there is no way for her to talk her way out of these because they are so obvious. typically, it doesn’t seem like an accident for someone to end up giving a photographer full frontal. i’ve been trying to think up scenarios where this could be a mistake and so far i’ve only come up with one. the photographer posed as a doctor who showed up to her bedroom to give her a physical when he whipped out his camera and snapped a picture of her. standing in front of him with no clothes on… smiling. now i don’t know her boyfriend zac, but i would guess that he might actually believe that. first he’d find out if the doctor was hot.
now, i am not a fan of disney movies and i haven’t been since…i could talk. this is mainly because they are just so unrealistic. (really, a singing mermaid? mermaids live under water. have you ever tried to sing under water? yeah, that’s what i thought. check your facts next time, disney. what’s next? let me guess: cars that talk. lame.)
i have never seen either ‘high school musical’ nor do i ever plan to. but seeing the person they promote as the ‘anit-britney’ actually turn into britney? you can’t write that stuff.
have a great weekend. and props to my best friend, manden, who got
knocked up engaged last weekend. you have finally managed to accomplish the only way to ever get me back to springfield. well done.