i have a scratchy voice this morning from watching my kansas jayhawks win the orange bowl last night. the entire game was tense and super. tensuper. every time i thought they were giving up, they’d do something incredible and be right back in it. it was 39 years since the last time they had played in an orange bowl and lost because of having 12 men on the field. after only losing once this season to the losers next door (aka misery), we had a lot of haters saying that we’d only played cream puffs all season and didn’t deserve to be 1) ranked and 2) in the BCS. obviously. we just beat the number 3 team in the country with one of the top defenses in the nation. two words: shut up.
and i saw the best t-shirt last night. it said: MISSOURI: IT’S YOUR TURN TO PICK COTTON. if you don’t know, missouri was a slave state and the cause of the ongoing border war between misery and kansas. MU got snubbed and denied from the BCS and played in the cotton bowl. i want that shirt.
on to second good thing about today: britney being hauled off in an ambulance last night for being on something and deciding she wasn’t giving her kids back. i think we should have a contest for what she’ll do next. “next week, i think britney will” fill in the blank. here’s my guess: ‘next week, i think britney will try to sell her kids on ebay’.
and lastly, i can’t get enough of the video i found this week. it’s just so so so lame and oddly, not shocking. if you’re a durtbag, you already got this clip in your ‘weird durt for the day’ this week. for those of you that haven’t seen it, let me tee it up for you. a cop in some town had been taking the pot he’d confiscated off of people and keeping it for himself. point: stupid. he would then take said pot and make brownies with it. point: smart. until one day, he apparently decided to put all the pot he had in a batch of brownies. point: off the charts dumb. but not as dumb as the folks that hired this douche as a cop. what kind of sign can we make to warn folks of this tard?
happy friday. rock chalk jayhawk. go KU!
suck it Missouri.