look at what happens when i start thinking. complete nonsense.
i’ve decided to make a video a week to get the wheels turning on driving traffic to durtbagz.com. so far, i’ve basically just become an idiot, documented it on video, and then posted it for the world. so…pretty much, it’s me on a typical day, only caught on tape. by me. lame.
i’m not exactly sure if it’s working, but i know it’s not hurting. i let my web company continue to do that. we’re finally about to do something to fire them and move on, as far as SEO is concerned. they suck. moving on.
also, i’m writing exclusive, fake celebrity interviews on durty laundry each week. where else can you get fake, exclusive interviews? NOWHERE. that’s why they’re called exclusive. der. stop by each week to check out who the latest victim has been. in my head.
other than that, we’re going to be a vendor at the tempe music fest which should be super fun considering fergie is headlining it, which i imagine will be like a spelling bee with a drum machine behind it. and i’m trying to get sponsored so i can have a table at ASU one day and sell some shizz. there’s a beer fest we’re looking at doing up in flag in june and also…the ironman that’s here in april. holy booths.
that’s about it. things are slow, but the traffic is increasing, which is a good thing. i would have liked to have sold out the day after we launched, but it turns out, it’s kind of hard to get found in the internets. especially when your SEO company is working against you. fine. i’ll play your game. i’ll get in your face and then we’ll see how many people like Durtbagz then.