so, i was looking for new topics to write about and i came across this:
now, before we get to the picture, if you have never visited thedirty.com, you haven’t lived. it started here, as dirtyscottsdale.com and it’s spread nationwide. it’s like perezhilton except the photos are of the general public out at bars and clubs. basically, it’s “that guy” and “this girl” and they’re submitted by the public. super awesome.
okay, back to the picture.
i found this on dirty and apparently, this is a picture that this girl has posted of herself on facebook. i know if i had pictures like this available to the public, i’d post them.
since i had some extra time on my hands today, on the couch, watching the master’s, i thought i’d write a biography about our girl. it is, as follows:
“hi hi! my name is pamela maysweller and i luuuuuuuv tiny shopping carts! i also luuuuuuv pink! i pretty much have pink everything and i can always have more. i’m 19 years old and i have a tiny chihuahua, named Ci Ci. she luuuuuuuvs pink too. we get our nails done together every week and then we go to our favorite bakery and get treats! as you can see, i’m a beauty queen. i’ve been in TONS of paegants and have lots of awards. i love wearing my tiarras and sashes to class and other important meetings. it demonstrates how driven and successful i am.
i’m also very musically gifted. for the talent portion of my pageants, i play electrical guitar. i got third in the last pageant i did, when i played “Little Girls”, from “Annie”. it really brought the house down.
i’ve always been very outgoing and very social. i love meeting new people and planing parties and events. one of my favorite things to do is throw Ci Ci’s birthday party every year. it’s definitely become something i’m known for. i’d love to be able to have my own business, throwing and planning dog birthday parties. it’s one of my dreams.
i grew up in north scottsdale, arizona and my parents always taught me to be my own person. i’ve always been financially responsible for myself. my parents cover the bare necessities, but if i want something extra, like a second car, i have to pay for that myself. it has really made me a better person, having to rely only on myself for the things i need.
i have the greatest group of friends. we love hanging out together all the time. we all live together in a condo my parents rent to us, for free. we have lots of parties! my favorite one we had recently was a bag party for our dogs. it was awesome! we had a big cake for us and another one made just for the dogs, with all of their names on it. they loved it!
i also have the best boyfriend in the world! his name is sheldon and he works at best buy in the cell phone department. he’s always giving me the newest phones and he texts me all the time. he’s also always watching Ci Ci for me when i have important meetings for school. i’m very active on campus, as founding member of the ‘happy tails club’; a club for under privileged dogs so that every dog has the opportunity to spend at least one day a week at doggy daycare. i’m also on the board for the ‘make a child smile’ club where we raise money for children of all third world countries to get their teeth whitened.
as for the future, i’m planning on opening my own business, after graduation. actually, i will open two businesses: one that plans events for dogs and one that builds schools for kids in africa. as they say, my future’s so bright, i have to wear shades!”
if you’ve managed to keep your lunch down while reading this, then i have not done my job.