does rock of love ever get old? i thought yes, but i changed my mind. why? daisy facemess or whatever her last name is. here’s what i think when i see her mug:
i’m right, aren’t i? of course i am.
if you didn’t watch this show this season, #1 you are exactly 8 hours smarter than me and #2 you have no idea of just how important it is to keep your daughters off the pole.
this show should be called ‘whorehouse 2’ because that is basically what it is. except not everyone gets paid after.
watching this show made me want to single-handedly foot the bill for public education across the country. i highly doubt that they found the 20 girls who fell through the cracks; these are just your average girls, brought up in public education. take a drill team, plus a few hits of meth, 40 eyeliner sticks, a few pairs of clear stilettos, and 55lbs of silicone. voila: whores.
most of them are raging, too, which is my favorite kind of tv to watch. ever seen ‘intervention’? it’s kind of like that. but without the intervention at the end. and instead of having a support group, they are surrounded by people that can drink as much, if not more than them. it’s awesome.
plus, there is nothing more fun to see, than girls acting like they grew up in the ’50’s and are born to serve they man. the best is when brett eliminated a girl when she told him she didn’t love him yet, but she liked him a lot. the others cried and declared their love for him. whores: 1. honesty: 0.
i’m also sure that they have to get the girls they do because they need to feature girls who wear more make up than brett. because it’s no wonder he’s got to go on tv to find a lady piece; he’s as tired as pam anderson.
the best part is that due to the nature of the show, we are guaranteed a rock of love 3. i’m hoping for courtney love to be a participant in the next one.