that is the latest pathetic attempt of the hogan’s to be famous. since it’s obvious that hulk hogan can’t quite claim to know best anymore, they’re pushing that responsibility onto their non-incarcerated child, brooke.
you know, i’ve watched ‘hogan knows best’ and i think it’s safe to say that there isn’t a hogan alive that knows best. hulk is a complete weirdo; that hair is enough to warrant free candy after knocking on a neighbor’s door. and anyone who’s got that much return on the investment of buying a tanning bed is just gross.
then, there’s the wife, what’s-her-face. apparently they go to the same hair person. and i’m not sure what she really added to the family except idiot genes. she didn’t know anything about anything and i’m not really even sure she’s a human under all that make-up.
then there’s nick. i don’t even know what to say about this loser. am i the only one that thinks his head looks like a tennis ball? it’s definitely filled with pressurized air. i love how he calls himself a celebrity. he’s like the male version of paris hilton. i wonder if she gave him tips on how to try and wiggle out of a prison sentence? sure does seem like it. she definitely taught him how to cry. anyone who saw even 5 minutes of the show could have seen this situation coming 10 miles away.
and last and least, there’s brooke-y. the “star” of the fam. she says she’s a singer, spelled “s-t-r-i-p-p-e-r”. did you catch the thigh-less jeans she whore wore at one of her shows? you’d think with all that money, she could afford a mirror. and now, you want us to believe that she knows best? let’s run down the list:
hulk-wrecked his marriage by sleeping with one of brooke’s friends. failure.
wifey-returned the favor by dating a 19 year old. score.
nick-in jail for almost killing his best friend after drinking and racing his car. failure.
brooke-the lone wolf. no boyfriend, no job, no clue.
i don’t know. i think the wife has earned the right for her own show. how would you feel about “cougar knows best”. i’d watch it. well, i wouldn’t, but i’m sure most of scottsdale would.