here’s the deal:
you know exactly what you’d love to get this holiday season, yet, weird aunt stanley (who used to be your uncle) keeps getting you “wish pearls” from “korea” and by “korea”, i mean “a dumpster at his apartment complex”.
put an end to nonsense gift giving, and use our Durtbagz Gift Card to let your friends and family know exactly what you want. we’ve customized it, so all you have to do is fill in the details of your Durtbagz want, and hand it off to those getting you stuff.
to add to the awesomeness, there is also a discount code included in the card.
here’s how it works: cut and past into your own email or other doc you use to communicate, fill in your durtbagz wishes, and hit send. it’s just that easy!
never get a wish pearl again! viva la Durtbagz!!!
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DEAR (plug in appropriate title, here):
THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, I THOUGHT I’D MAKE SHOPPING FOR ME A LITTLE EASIER ON YOU. NO, I’M NOT LETTING YOU OFF THE HOOK BY TELLING YOU THAT THE HOLIDAYS ARE FOR SPENDING TIME TOGETHER, AND I DON’T NEED ANYTHING MORE THAN THAT.
PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT ARE LIARS.
I KNOW I’M A BIT DIFFICULT TO SHOP FOR, SO HERE IS EXACTLY WHAT I’D LIKE THIS YEAR.
I WANT TO BE A DURTBAG.
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SPECIFICALLY, I’D LOVE THE (fill in with bag/shirt title/size here).
TO HELP YOU OUT EVEN MORE, USE THE CODE “IAMDURTBAGZ” FOR A 10% DISCOUNT ON WHATEVER DURTBAGZ GEAR YOU GET FOR ME.
THANKS IN ADVANCE. I CAN’T WAIT TO SPORT MY DURTBAGZ NEW GEAR!
YOUR FAVORITE (fill in details here, aka son, niece, hair girl),
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