let’s get something straight: i do not watch any of the shows on parents that have stupid amounts of kids. by the by, jon and kate haven’t had sex since those 8 showed up.
anyway, while surfing the headlines this morning, i discovered the duggar family super creepy weird cult. which further proves that madonna doesn’t need to go all the way to malawi to find kids that need a better life.
the article was about how the duggar kids are having their own kids, at the ripe old age of 20. please watch the video on this link, i promise it’s not an SNL skit. it’s real. no, really, it’s real. and when i say real, i mean uber creepy. the mother, now grandmother, is definitely on something. also, her vagin-er is as big as a hoola hoop.
anyway, since the expecting couple’s own parents are busy with the remaining 438 kids, i thought i’d offer them some advice for the first of their future flock: babies fit it durtbagz.
need proof? watch this.
see? don’t have an extra arm? toss ’em in a durtbag. they’re easy to carry, can be washed out, and has five extra pockets for their siblings to fit into. plus, they are so easy to carry that the older ones will be able to carry the younger ones in them, when they are still wee ones themselves.
how many babies can you fit in a durtbag?